It's on the tip of Priestly's tongue to say "tell me if you want me to stop", but sometimes it's better to bite your tongue and trust that people will do what they want, and nobody's going too fast here. Nobody needs to offer an out.

He's only got shorts on, drawstring at the waist, so they'll be easy enough to push down and kick off.

"Thank god Laurence hasn't got you in pants that have buttons all the way up or I'd be ripping them all off right about now," he says. The fact that it takes any effort at all is, at the moment, too much time wasted that could be spent skin on skin.